people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
A Workout For Book Nerds
All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!
Workout #1: The Book Curl
Workout #2: The Book Up
Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
David and I are busy discussing what we would do to each other if we were sexual-orientationally compatible and I swear, why the fuck does what gender you prefer get so deeply in the way? I would marry this boy in a second. He’d marry me in a second. We know so much about each other, have shared so much, have witnessed so much pain and joy and love in each others’ lives, ached for the other, let the other ache for us, rejoiced together, let the other rejoice for us.
I love him to the molten core of my bones, and he loves me.
Where is the complication in that?
Why does the reproductive organ you prefer have to get in the way of something so exquisitely beautiful?
and in that moment, my feelings were described exactly.